Pastor's Page
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TOP TEN THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR NOSE WHEN YOU'RE BORED...
10) Look down it at somebody (PRIDE)
9) Poke it into someone else's business (STRIFE/DISSENSION)
8) Snoop around with it (NOSEY/GOSSIP)
7) Get it out of joint (ANGER)
6) Cut it off to spite your face (BITTERNESS)
5) Pay through it (MATERIALISM)
4) Find something right under it (LOVE/SALVATION)
3) See past it (ETERNITY/HOPE)
2) Keep it clean (HUMILITY/OBEDIENCE)
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING TO DO WITH YOUR NOSE...
1) Get it stuck in a book (THE BIBLE!)